MyGeekLife

You’re reading my blog. And yet I need to post an “About Me” page, so you can know more about me. Well, okay. So here’s the scoop.

Those of you who know me will know that I travel under the various pseudonyms of John, J, Juan, Hey You, Dr. Awesome, The Commander, and Hey Asshole. John or J is fine, unless I somehow earn the last one with you. You’ll know it when the time comes.

I currently reside in Portland, Or (We Love Rain™) and earn my grocery and gas money fixing a certain popular “Fruit Named” company’s line of computers, software, portable MP3 players, and smart-phones. I’ve been doing this for the better part of a decade, so I like to think I’m pretty good at it. And if its any consolation, I have the professional paperwork on the wall to prove it. However, all of this work related stuff is of no consequence to you, since I do NOT blog about work. It is verboten. So, I fill this space with other stuff.

Getting back on topic, what you’ll read about here are my adventures in portland, my love of snowboarding, painting (hot-rod), guitars, video games, Ikea, tiki, booze, industrial music, my little sister, my niece, my family, my girlfriend, whats going on in my daily life, and pretty much everything else I plan to write about, except work. From time to time, I’ll post pictures too.

Also of note, is that you’ll get an integrated stream of consciousness via twitter, a link to my flickr account, and so on. I also crosspost this on LiveJournal, since I despise posting there directly. Fair enough.

Lastly, we’ll get this out of the way. Yes. I’m short. Yes, I have short hair. Yes, I’m sarcastic. Get over it.

Now, be aware that everything here is my own personal opinion. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Simple as that. If you flame my comments, I will delete your comment. If you flame repeatedly, I’ll ban your IP. If you have something constructive to comment with, say it. We’ll see. Just remember. This place exists for me. Not you. Its sole purpose is to please and cater to me. If I were doing it for you, I wouldn’t be doing it at all.